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Dear Maths,
Please grow up and solve your problems yourself.
I'm tired of solving them for you. :-p

Still Single???

People ask me
"Why are you single??
You are attractive, Intelligent and creative."
My reply is,
"I am over qualified"

pupoo

Teacher:
Puppoo, Tum btao pani men kon kon se janwer rehte hen??

Bacha: Machli....

Teacher: Han han, or btao......

Bacha: Aaaaa machli.......(sochte hoe)

Teacher: bolo bolo

Bacha: Machli ki maa, machli ka baap, machli ka bhai......... 

You don't know my dad........

Maths Teacher:
 Ok Micheal, you tell me, If your daddy asked for 200 and I gave him 500 note. How much money will he return me???
Micheal:
Nothing ma'am.
Teacher: 
You don't know Maths ......
Micheal: 
And you don't know my dad .....

Heart

I followed my heart 💓and it led me to the fridge 😛

I'm hot....

Why chocolates immediately melt on my fingers, am I that hot?? ;-)

Pressure of Life

A good sense of humour is an escape valve for the pressures of life.............

OMG....