Don't be over smart

Aik shaks ko 1 chiragh mila. us ne zor se ragra to usme se jin nikal aya or bola; 
Tumhen kia chahiye??
Wo bola 1 khobsurat bv.
Jin; 
agar tum muslim hoto tuhen Mahnoor Baloch donga
or
agar hindu hoto Katrina kaif
or
agar christian hoto Anjalina joli
Lerka;
mera naam Haji Akshey William hy
Jin;
bohat hoshiyar banta hy, ja tujhe Zubeda apa di...